Today i will use exclamation marks!

My feet smell very bad!
I saw a bluebird today outside work!
I had a sandwich for work!
I'm leaving the previous comment even though it doesn't make sense!
I meant to say I had a sandwich for lunch!
Seriously, my feet smell worse than horse manure!
It's all because of these damn shoes!
Work is extremely boring today!
I kept falling asleep earlier because it was so quiet around here!
My feet smell so bad, that every now and then i think i stepped in dog poo, but then i realize it's totally my feet!
I should throw these shoes away!
Oh, but then i am too cheap to buy new ones!
Ah i am lame!
And this flog proves it!