uh huh

i'll pick up the tobringgggggggggggggggggg phone today.

hmmmmm no one is listening to me .  i tell them i'm blogging or really flogging.  i love how i could yell and not one is listening to em.  i'm typing and staring at people acting like i'm typing about htme.  chip is just stitting there and maying geting anoyed.  Note: he likes the flog.  he also likes the randomness of the flog.  he also likes the christmas lights in my apartment.  katrin and jasmine are chatting about iphones and no one cares....we don't understand teh iphone apps.  screww that.  oh while i'm flogging i might as well say this cause i'm not going to remember later.  i was talking to chipper and ryan about the Magnettalk....it's teh new app non for iphone.s  chip says he'll pay $100 for it.  its a good way to make friends.  magnet talk will stick itself to metal once teh app is turned on.  so it might stick to someone's belt buckle.  it's a way to make friends cause your phone will stick to them.    

maura sayss" i love ya uh"

my poem

I have to work tonight
I hope i don't get into a fight
cause whatever it's about,
I know i will be right
Goshhh it'll be such a horrible sight
especially if he has a large overbite
But i will refrain myself with all my might
and perhaps fly a kite
It'll get up to a very high height
so high all you'll see is the white light, ZING!

taking candy from strangers?

It's been a while since I've last flogged, which should tell you that I am now the most bored of all. Christmas is in a few days and i have sucessfully not bought a gift for anyone. I boycotted it this year. Well except i know my parents will give me money .... i might have to accept that. I'm probably not going to turn down money that is thrown in my face.

Do you smell that peppa? or poker? or payroll?

BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'll take apetit for $300.

Moooo that's what your mother said last night Trebek.

So bebe squared's party is saturday. randi would like to "meat" some cute vegatarian boys. I assume there shall be a decent amount there. if not, she will have to talk to regular boys.

while I, on the otherhand, will be creepy and stare at two boys. I will mainly stare at one boy, because i am loosing my fake love fast for one of them. He will never know the fake love i had for him (dramatic fake crying).

Now from one creepy flogging convo to another..... there is a really cool Costco worker (name: Costco guy obviously) , however we do not know what he looks like. Goal is to go there and find the hottest worker and just assume he's Costco guy. Either we will pick the wrong guy or the hottest one will be 50 with a beer belly and a lot of chest hair sticking out...oh nose hair too. now that's hot.

Creepy #3.....Friday night randi and i played the game "Who will take candy from strangers". The answer is 2 out of 7... a whole 29%. I thought it was 3 out of 7, but i later realized that one of the guys put the starburst i gave him in my beer. his friend later informed me. I'm pretty sure people thought i was super creepy. The looks i got were priceless. I mean hell, i'm not taking candy from strangers.

hey yoooo

Did you know that it's apparently impossible to lick your own elbow? I just tried and i just failed. I had to do it super quick incase someone walked by.

So, i'm thinking this is the slowest week ever. I was pretty much knocked out asleep at my desk all this morning. It was so quiet and i didn't have too much work to do. So that means i read washingtonpost online, which means i'm asleep in .2 seconds.

Oh goodie, my boss' family just walked in. Apparently they are discussing fun stuff...their wills. Haha...i have to notorize. I have a lot of power. The power of notorizing. In fact, you can just call me The Notorizer. LAME!

OHHHHHHHHHHH myyyyyy goddddddddddddd. So i'm just sitting here at my desk....i have my leg crossed and i was straighting out the bottom of my jeans. There's definately a navy blue thong stuck in teh bottom of my jeans! How do i make it to 4 pm and not notice a thong hanging out my jeans!!!!!!! And to think of all the places i went today. hahhaha what if it dropped out of my pants in a random store eeeeewwww and teh poor employees would have had to pick it up. Oh this is underwear i probably wore this weekend.....definately worn. This is such typical me. Normally i just have my shirts on backwards or bras twisted...this is a new low for me.

the end.

Today i will use exclamation marks!

My feet smell very bad!
I saw a bluebird today outside work!
I had a sandwich for work!
I'm leaving the previous comment even though it doesn't make sense!
I meant to say I had a sandwich for lunch!
Seriously, my feet smell worse than horse manure!
It's all because of these damn shoes!
Work is extremely boring today!
I kept falling asleep earlier because it was so quiet around here!
My feet smell so bad, that every now and then i think i stepped in dog poo, but then i realize it's totally my feet!
I should throw these shoes away!
Oh, but then i am too cheap to buy new ones!
Ah i am lame!
And this flog proves it!

I got Panera!

Most exciting thing of the day is Panera....dear goodness that's lame. By the way, saying "dear goodness" has been my thing apparently. There are days when i say it at least ten times. It's like the seinfeld episode where george keeps saying "why don't you stuff your sorries in a sack". Although, no one really knows what that means.

This weekend was fun. I did a little of this, a little of that, and a lot of nothing. I sat all day Sunday. I did get up eventually and went to randi's. Then i sat some for for a few hours. We were watching back to back Lifetime (shoot me, i know) movies. They are all about teens and how they get STD's hahaha for real. The first one was about 14 year old girls. Syphillis was running rampid in their middle school. One girl slept with 20 guys...uhh she's only 14. Yeah, so that was great. Then the 2nd one was called "Girl, positive". Take a wild stab at what that one was about.

all around great stuff. ha yeah right. Tonight i will watch The Omen to attempt freak myself out. I doubt it'll happen.