taking candy from strangers?

It's been a while since I've last flogged, which should tell you that I am now the most bored of all. Christmas is in a few days and i have sucessfully not bought a gift for anyone. I boycotted it this year. Well except i know my parents will give me money .... i might have to accept that. I'm probably not going to turn down money that is thrown in my face.

Do you smell that peppa? or poker? or payroll?

BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'll take apetit for $300.

Moooo that's what your mother said last night Trebek.

So bebe squared's party is saturday. randi would like to "meat" some cute vegatarian boys. I assume there shall be a decent amount there. if not, she will have to talk to regular boys.

while I, on the otherhand, will be creepy and stare at two boys. I will mainly stare at one boy, because i am loosing my fake love fast for one of them. He will never know the fake love i had for him (dramatic fake crying).

Now from one creepy flogging convo to another..... there is a really cool Costco worker (name: Costco guy obviously) , however we do not know what he looks like. Goal is to go there and find the hottest worker and just assume he's Costco guy. Either we will pick the wrong guy or the hottest one will be 50 with a beer belly and a lot of chest hair sticking out...oh nose hair too. now that's hot.

Creepy #3.....Friday night randi and i played the game "Who will take candy from strangers". The answer is 2 out of 7... a whole 29%. I thought it was 3 out of 7, but i later realized that one of the guys put the starburst i gave him in my beer. his friend later informed me. I'm pretty sure people thought i was super creepy. The looks i got were priceless. I mean hell, i'm not taking candy from strangers.

hey yoooo

Did you know that it's apparently impossible to lick your own elbow? I just tried and i just failed. I had to do it super quick incase someone walked by.

So, i'm thinking this is the slowest week ever. I was pretty much knocked out asleep at my desk all this morning. It was so quiet and i didn't have too much work to do. So that means i read washingtonpost online, which means i'm asleep in .2 seconds.

Oh goodie, my boss' family just walked in. Apparently they are discussing fun stuff...their wills. Haha...i have to notorize. I have a lot of power. The power of notorizing. In fact, you can just call me The Notorizer. LAME!

OHHHHHHHHHHH myyyyyy goddddddddddddd. So i'm just sitting here at my desk....i have my leg crossed and i was straighting out the bottom of my jeans. There's definately a navy blue thong stuck in teh bottom of my jeans! How do i make it to 4 pm and not notice a thong hanging out my jeans!!!!!!! And to think of all the places i went today. hahhaha what if it dropped out of my pants in a random store eeeeewwww and teh poor employees would have had to pick it up. Oh this is underwear i probably wore this weekend.....definately worn. This is such typical me. Normally i just have my shirts on backwards or bras twisted...this is a new low for me.

the end.

Today i will use exclamation marks!

My feet smell very bad!
I saw a bluebird today outside work!
I had a sandwich for work!
I'm leaving the previous comment even though it doesn't make sense!
I meant to say I had a sandwich for lunch!
Seriously, my feet smell worse than horse manure!
It's all because of these damn shoes!
Work is extremely boring today!
I kept falling asleep earlier because it was so quiet around here!
My feet smell so bad, that every now and then i think i stepped in dog poo, but then i realize it's totally my feet!
I should throw these shoes away!
Oh, but then i am too cheap to buy new ones!
Ah i am lame!
And this flog proves it!

I got Panera!

Most exciting thing of the day is Panera....dear goodness that's lame. By the way, saying "dear goodness" has been my thing apparently. There are days when i say it at least ten times. It's like the seinfeld episode where george keeps saying "why don't you stuff your sorries in a sack". Although, no one really knows what that means.

This weekend was fun. I did a little of this, a little of that, and a lot of nothing. I sat all day Sunday. I did get up eventually and went to randi's. Then i sat some for for a few hours. We were watching back to back Lifetime (shoot me, i know) movies. They are all about teens and how they get STD's hahaha for real. The first one was about 14 year old girls. Syphillis was running rampid in their middle school. One girl slept with 20 guys...uhh she's only 14. Yeah, so that was great. Then the 2nd one was called "Girl, positive". Take a wild stab at what that one was about.

all around great stuff. ha yeah right. Tonight i will watch The Omen to attempt freak myself out. I doubt it'll happen.

I can't believe my life has come to fake blogging

Well this is fun! It's pouring outside.

Let's see what exciting things lie in store for me today. Well............ i'm about to go downstairs in our "dungeon" where we have all the company's files and look for 2 w-2's for one of our investors maids???? wtf I have no clue where it could be. this woman is being audited therefore i have to track down w-2 from 2003 and 2004. Right.....it'd be a miracle if i find it.

While in my boredom yesterday, I met a new friend. Her name is Anastasia Beaverhausen. If there's a picture online you should show it (Drunk History). But seriously, search her on facebook. She's seems pretty cool. She's into clogging and line dancing. Her main picture is a picture of a cat, so she must be a cat lover. Maybe this weekend she'll change it to something funny. I'll try to convence her to do that.

Oh on an unrelated note, last night I realized something not important at all. There are 3 fellas i'm interested in (as in, want to make out with). Why do all their names start with J? just wondering. Three J's that'll never happen!!! hahahahha Gotta love it.

Good stuff. Now if only someone could get online and relieve my boredomness, i'd appreciate it. Or make it magically 5:00, either one is fine.

Haunted hayride tomorrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'm so bored today. I will create a blog!

So i'm officially a blogger now? That makes me so cool! NOT! Since i'm pretty sure erica will be the only one to read this, I will say anything i freakin want. Oh yasmine too, if she's bored enough. I am going to start documenting the boring moments in my life, just like everyone else does. Ohh perhaps i can post gchat converstations that will probably spark anything i could possibly write about. Because let's face it, gchat is the only interesting thing i have going on in my daily life.

this is how the blog got started:

me: haha i asked this girl i knew in high school to be my friend on facebook
i don't think i want to be friends with her. this is one of the things is says on her wall that she wrote "Everybody who votes in California, please support Prop 8! We need to keep marriage between a man and a woman"

urrica: wtf? crazy conservatives
me: i believe she's mormon
urrica: mean either, i don't think
me: that probably has everything to do with it
urrica: hmmm i think you are rightt
hey are quite a different people
me: they are
me: reading this girls blog thing makes me happy to not want to be in a relationship or married
i guess she's married and has a little girl
her life sounds so boring
urrica: lol that sounds terrible
me: the first one i read was all about her dying computers
urrica: a girl i grew up with and went to my church just had her
2nd baby me: BORINGGGGG
urrica: i don't envy her life at all
me: how about you get drunk and tell me what stupid things you did
urrica: ugh that sounds lame lol seriously!
me: i hope i'm never that boring
urrica: why the hell do you have a blog to write about the mundane details of your non-life
no one cares
wow that sounds harsh but yeah whats the point?
me: it's ture true
i can understand blogging every now and then but everyday?
i should create a blog just for like me and you and do it everyday to show how boring my life is
where would i even do such a thing?
urrica: lol
me: i don't know how they work
urrica: i bet you it'd be better than you think
we have some interesting escapades
me: i'm so bored today, I will create a blog!
urrica: i don't really know how to blog either
i feel as if i should
me: that's teh title of teh first one hahahah
urrica: hahaha genious! i can contribute to the blog words of wisdom HA or words of nonsense

So thanks to Brittney Warnick, I know where to post a blog (because i used the website she uses). I wonder if people can write comments about what i write. I know all my faithful readers will want to comment (scarcastic). Ehhh does that mean the public could possibly read what DragonLover is writing? maybe i can make it private.

anywhoooooooo

jasmine has pnenomina....now i will look up how to spell it correctly. pneumonia. I hope she can do haunted hayride saturday. i will cross my fingers. For scotty too.

errica - is in miami for work. perhaps she's seen some hot boys while visiting jasmine's homeland.

uhh i have nothing else to say

P.S. - i will never proofread any of these....i have no idea if it makes sense. Enjoy!